Wouldn't ya like to be a Critter too?

This is my Critter towel. I wear it in honor of my Uncle Critter who gave it to me purely because it was named "Critter Towel" by some clever product specialist at Pottery Barn.
There is some debate about whether I should call him Uncle Critter, but since Aunt Stephanie's nieces and nephews already gave up calling him Uncle Chris in favor of calling him Uncle Little Critter, I am pretty sure that he'll be Critter to me too. If you don't know how funny and lovable my Uncle Critter is, here is a picture that pretty much sums it up.